1. Being forced to use mustard, like some kind of sicko, when they run out of tomato and BBQ sauce at the Bunnings sausage sizzle.
2. Getting into your hot car on a summer’s day and getting absolutely branded by the seatbelt buckle.
3. Thinking you can just duck down to the beach quickly without shoes and losing a layer of foot-flesh to the piping hot asphalt.
4. Trying to watch a video and getting the message: “Sorry, this video is not available to view in your region.”
5. Going overseas and being asked by everyone if you’re from England.
6. Or New Zealand.
7. Pumping out the Christmas tunes in the lead up to December, but feeling perversely out of place thanks to all the white Christmas references.
8. Listening to non-Aussie actors butchering the Australian accent in films.
9. And having to put up with their overuse of the phrase “G’day!”
10. And their use of shrimp instead of prawns.